Sunday, November 30, 2008

Five Signs You Have Been Watching Too Much HGTV

#5: Your house is a complete disaster because you are waiting for Carter Oosterhouse or Kim Myles to knock at the door with their teams of designers and builders.

#4: You can't walk down the street without evaluating the curb appeal of each house you pass.

#3: The only subjects on which you are able to converse are the cost of kitchen remodels, techniques to add interest to your dining area, and the relative price of a three-bedroom home in Missouri versus Maine.

#2: You have a deep desire to own a nail gun.

#1: You narrate every home project you do, taking care to leave a dramatic pause before the final reveal.

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